Recent reviews by ItsTheGecko

With a good group of friends, this game doesn't get old. After 150 hours I still find myself laughing my butt off over funny things that happen in game. The game is just a manufacturer of good times and is worth it's price for the comedy gold you'll have if your friends hop on for a session every now and then.

Multiplayer servers work, all the people seem friendly. Fun game

So fun that you don't even get mad when it crashes

Nothing better than being jumpscared by wolves while youre sitting in the dark trying not to freeze to death.

Your plane crashes. You wake up to see a mutant stealing your child. You decide that you must survive, but how does one survive? You follow your first instincts and kill those mutants and dismember their bodies. Sorting the limbs, heads, and torsos into separate piles and creating a ritual of sacraficing the torsos to the cliff gods. The remaining body parts are put on stakes and burned to show the other tribal islanders who's boss. You're not sure if these effigies frighten the tribals or turn them more aggresive, but you disreguard this thought and continue building your glorious meat statues. Some time passes, either hours or years, your sense of time has completely faded because your days consist of only murder, dismemberment, and cutting down trees. One day while you're speaking to yourself about how little you actually know about these mutants and hacking away at one of their necks with your axe you finally cut through it's vertebrae and the head separates from the body and somehow rockets you into the air and off a cliff, killing you instantly.

11/10
Would turn into a satanic mutant sacraficing maniac again.

Im the best detective, actually im more of an 8/10
but this game is a 10/10