MY Paigey c:

this person is pretty cool

Un jour je serai de retour prés de toi.

american agents, you are making a graves mistakes

so sorry for leaving you twice :(

Scream if you love Québec

who??

You should tell Val I said hello

+rep all reds

As I look into your bright celestial eyes

I get lost in them, surely

You’re from the heavenly skies

good game! Best of luck in your future matches! :D

fr*nch

C-c-c-c-c-Commander Redfield!! Sir yes, sir! *Gets knocked out*

hello madam, have you heard about the enigma of the spirals that surround our town?

HAMBURGERS AND MAC N' CHEESE BAAAABBYYY!!! OOOOOOHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY!!!

You drive like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' grandmother you know that?

Having a cigarette?

wifey, c'est quoi ce bordel ?

ooooohh i am french i suck le ♥♥♥♥ and smell le bad

qu'est ce que tu penses ?

You are probably french

You dance close to the fire don't you ;)

"we rimming on this world, yeah!"

hug

PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡
PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡
PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡
NO DRACULAS 🚫🧛‍♂
NO MUMMY 🚫🤕
NO ALIEN 🚫👽
NO DUENDE 🚫👺
ACTIVATE ALARM 🚨‼

Embers of the distant past, shall unfold a distinct future

Survival Zombies The Inverted Evolution

you do realize females cannt play video games...

didn't i do it for you?

Je suis bleu - je suis bleu, je suis bleu, je suis bleu, je suis bleu, je suis bleu, je suis bleu, je suis bleu

+rep awesome sausesome bosswesome

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

don't get cancelled by the WOKE THEY/THEM MOB

Don't take another step!

quebecois ass silly frenchman

Not truuueeeeee.

whaaaat?! you drunk!

EAGLE HEAVY RIFLE | The Royal Flush, Broken-In

Ooooohhh wifey..... You spent all our money on discord nitro.... we are now homeress....

SIGNATURE .40 PISTOL | Soft Flake, Well-Used

Fifa 2K48

absolutely deranged

woult liker do expess me tanks do u wiild heeeart me gartitude four urre inthisdupabtly megnifacent asisetence is all most infinte urre efords have not gonn innoticed i rly liker urre contrabution tht u have in ur sosity urre rly making a diference n hep ohers out the word coud all way us morr peope liker urre godsh what a potite n humbel fel ow it is suck an kimd honor* four somenone as low as u to be in conact wih someering of a livil suck as urre i tanks u onse agin u god friend a world without u would be a world i would not be able to live ini and i believe i share that opinion with most people i can rest easy tonight knowing you helped i appreciate you and everything u stand for and on behalf of everyone

I woult liker do expess me tanks do u wiild heeeart me gartitude four urre inthisdupabtly megnifacent asisetence is all most infinte urre efords have not gonn innoticed i rly liker urre contrabution tht u have in ur sosity urre rly making a diference n hep ohers out the word coud all way us morr peope liker urre godsh what a potite n humbel fel ow it is suck an kimd honor* four somenone as low as u to be in conact wih someering of a livil suck as urre i tanks u onse agin u god friend a world without u would be a world i would not be able to live ini and i believe i share that opinion with most people i can rest easy tonight knowing you helped i appreciate you and everything u stand for and on behalf of everyone

genuine psychopath

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you copy n pasted your picture, I really wanted to tell you that ur cringe It's really rare to see copy n pasters playing video games haha! I don't know why its a copy n paster thing honestly im like really against copy n pasters and like ill be the one in the ocean dumping ur pc. We should really play mario party sometime its a really cool copy n paster knife with a lot noob but don't worry I swear Im just trying to be evil I hate ur profile picture. Really sorry i'm really gigachad haha add me on steam we should talk more you look ugly

You do as, WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice