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its been almost a year since i indulged in a paper bag filled with your farts. please send some my way. xoxo

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First comment of 2024, hoe

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Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their ♥♥♥♥♥ and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.

cunny

Dear women,

The United States will soon ban abortion country wide. So, how will you get one now? Simple. Fly to Canada. "But how will I get the money to fly there?" This is where NFTs come in. I am going to give a step by step process on how to afford a plane ticket with NFT Trading.

who tf this guy

-rep doesn't own the taser 10

moushley

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked handsome in your picture. (I really wanted to tell you that) It's really rare to see men playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a girl thing honestly i'm like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the gym spotting you. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but i won't worry if you're there to protect me ;) sorry that wasn't flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really tough and strong xxx Plz dont be french\

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NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

♥♥♥♥ you I hate you Stuart you disgusting rodent. You have torn my family apart and now my parents are getting divorced because you couldn't help putting your tiny little rat ♥♥♥♥ inside my mother

♥♥♥♥ YOU I hope you rot in hell Stuart I'm only 9 and I shouldn't be dealing with these issues at my age. My dad has a shotgun and he said he'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eviscerate your little rat intestines.

I hate you, ♥♥♥♥ you.

Hey baby.... ♥♥♥♥♥ myself is that a bulge.. you must be happy to see me realizes it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diarrhea let me unzip that for you and take a look... feels it leak down my pants and into my socks mmmmm looks.. hard... literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies you know I like... hehe.. hard candy.. shoves nasty penis in mouth while sneezing out vomit slurp slurp..... do you... slurp slurp... like this... slurp slurp realizes diarrhea is soaking through her pants turning them brown cough cough.. oh my.. you’re so big I can barely handle it... crams it back in mouth while fart-spraying diarrhea into the already soaked brown underwear I can barely... huff huff... breathe... I love your hard hard candy.. notices a miscarriage and blood mixing with the diarrhea in her pants with the dead baby hey baby.. are you reading to penetrate my lips with your delicious candy...? has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seizure and goes into a coma

Hey baby.... ♥♥♥♥♥ mysewf is that a buwge.. you must be happy to see me weawizes it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diawwhea wet me unzip that fow you and take a wook... feews it weak down my pants and into my socks mmmmm wooks.. hawd... witewawwy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies you know I wike... hehe.. hawd candy.. shoves nasty penis in mouth whiwe sneezing out vomit swuwp swuwp..... do you... swuwp swuwp... wike this... swuwp swuwp weawizes diawwhea is soaking thwough hew pants tuwning them bwown cough cough.. oh my.. you’we so big I can bawewy handwe it... cwams it back in mouth whiwe fawt-spwaying diawwhea into the awweady soaked bwown undewweaw I can bawewy... huff huff... bweathe... I wove youw hawd hawd candy.. notices a miscawwiage and bwood mixing with the diawwhea in hew pants with the dead baby hey baby.. awe you weading to penetwate my wips with youw dewicious candy...? has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seizuwe and goes into a coma

It was July 2nd, 2004. I was young, 12, and impressionable. I watched as the contestants of Slime Time Live got covered and slime and realized that something had awakened in me. I looked down at my pants, mystified at the conceptual conundrum I now found myself in. Never, had this particular part of my body reacted in this way. It was like a totem; a representation of innocence lost. I found myself wondering what in the hell could have caused this reaction, and quickly found my nearby Shrek 2 Donkey plushie and hid this shame from the world.As I did so, my mind started to race towards a scenario where I too, would be covered by slime by the lovely host of Slime Time Live, Jessica Holmes. This was quickly interrupted by my father asking me what I was doing with the effigy of Eddie Murphy's character, Donkey. It went away; and I realized in horror that the hosts of Slime Time Live were crying, and bidding their fans a farewell. No! This couldn't be! They couldn't do this to me!

hes 5 toddy tbh

hot

Im 8

Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their ♥♥♥♥♥ and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

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hello i hear you have elektrick problum in houz. i can fix free of charge just giv me 5 star yelp tanks

gwa gwa

Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

-Opening

Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM! When do we want it?? NOW!

-Chorus starts

Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That's because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

Oh, I know this is very old news. Not sure if you care. You didn't need to block me and remove me as a friend when you left. Not sure if you will ever talk to me again formally, but I wasn't happy I couldn't say goodbye or thank you even for being my friend. Anyway past aside, I hope you have a good day, or well night. The only way to actually message you.

Once again, we don’t ship to that region.

dammit i needed those for a gift. you sell crayons?

Oh no, it seems that we dont' ship to that region, especially in December, please try again later.

Depends on how quickly you can send the required funds.

dont matter, how many days for shipping?

Costs for shipping are quite high atm.