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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County
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When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
-- The Wall Street Journal
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Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
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You are not a fool just because you have done something foolish --
only if the folly of it escapes you.
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[Peter and his friends have formed a rock band and are performing at a prison]
Peter: [shouting into microphone] Hello, Cleveland!
Cleveland: Hello, Peter.
Quagmire: [clapping drum sticks together] One, two, three, *four*!
Peter: [small amount of time passes] Oh, my God. We don't know any songs. [prisoners get mad]
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Grelb's Reminder:
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
average drivers.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the d