Recent reviews by ItsFunToLose

Good alone.

Game Of The Year with friends.

EA offered very little above and beyond what the demo suggested exists.

The first boss is a bullet sponge.

I almost went over the 2 hour refund limit holding down right click afk watching an HP bar tick down slowly over 20 minutes just to see what I get for being this horrible to myself.

Not quite it.

Scratch itch. End game is gem farming to enchant and finish with gemcraft.

Impressed me with their response time for account transfers. I had an old account I forgot the info for and they linked it to my steam account after exchanging a few emails.

Oldie but a goodie.

Stay away.

Edit: Stay the absolute ♥♥♥♥ away.

DLC EDIT:

I said this before the DLC:
"This is a torture sim. This is an ode to chaos."

It's like you heard me, but instead of fixing your game, you ran with it. You literally use your game as a weapon to inflict psychic damage. Why do you hate me?

The DLC is so out of place and bizarre that I genuinely question the mental fitness of the dev team.

Under the buggy mess of terrible code that is endlessly spawning new bugs due to architectural ignorance, there once was a cohesive and enjoyable experience.

The Chaos DLC is absolute garbage.

Even if you don't own it, other players will join your lobby and pepper your screen with their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Spawning shrines and barrels and stalling the game flipping worthless coins is such a jarring, incoherent, uninteresting, time wasting collection of mechanics that have absolutely no place in the base game.

The experience before and after the DLC is night and day. Every game is reduced to toddlers spawning shrines and throwing them around and stacking them on top of each other.

It's ugly. It's stupid. It's broken. It's not fun for anyone other than mentally stunted children.

It's a cheap laugh. It's bad. It should have been an April fools event and then tucked away and forgotten about.

Why do you make it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard to enjoy your game?

Fix the list of bugs that I reported over 2 years ago before you banned me from discord like cowards because you're all children who can't handle a bad word.

F#*$ you, specifically you, the troll developers who read and comment on reviews religiously like ego starved minors.

Great game. solid 10-40hrs of content. VR finally starting to see more than just tech demos

Sleek. Elegant. Gorgeous. ReplayValue 69/10

Asteroids + intuitively-combined upgrade pool.

800hour edit: Still playin' it.

Clean, Polished, Concise. Dice and Card mechanics blend together and are fleshed out well. The dice crafting is a great system, but players don't get to truly tinker with it enough due to low dice drop rate. Game is short, the balancing is wobbly at times, the late game scaling feels off, there is no proper end game and the replayability is poor. That being said, I really enjoyed the game start to finish. 9.5/10 scratches the FFT itch.

Once you start downloading custom song packs, this game is the most fun I've had in a long time. 10/10


The only bad thing that I can say about the game, and you can't really fault the developers, is that I can't play it enough. After an hour or so, it's just exhausting. My physical fitness is the only thing holding me back. I can't play the game as much as I want to play the game. Do you get how absurd that is? You have to take a rest day if you hit it hard on expert+ for 4 hours straight the night before. Make sure to drink plenty of water, stretch, bananas, the whole 9 yards. I woke up with cramps from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video game. Beat Saber is it.