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TIL why chipotle men's restrooms have tampons!
After I consumed my chipotle and let it travel into my digestion system, I took the

FATTEST ♥♥♥♥ EVER.

my ass was straight up bleeding like I was on my period (I'm a dude) and I howled in pain as if it was the second day of the bloody monthly week (as most girls complain about being the worst i guess??)

Anyhow for the FIRST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time as a dude I used it.

I hit the tampon button and it slid a free pad through the machine.

I am forever losing my masculine aura and have now ascended the XY chromosome.

Behold my bleeding ass shall never taint my boxers. Thank you to everyone in the chipotle organization that made this beautiful, beautiful decision.

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