Recent reviews by Irsty

kills time as fast as it kills your nervous system

gooning

Got this gaem for a bit over a dollar. Main menu has AI picture as a background, gameplay is simple and repetative, first few days you just follow the same pattern. I dont like simple and repetative patterns, If I liked them, I would go and get a job. 0/10, do not recommend.

Got this gaem on discount, was planning to get zooted and play it for like a month or so (was planning to play, not playing for a month). Things changed, ditched almost all bad habits, started working out, etc, etc. Got faceit lvl 8 and decided to not torture myself with CS2 for this evening, remembered that I got this game and I never opened it. Played through it on a single breath, 87 minutes from beginning to the end, it is one of the games I will tell my children about. Music is absolutely breathtaking, visuals are on spot (no RTX but I feel like Im asking for too much), never knew I could form an emotional attachment towards a shark. Got actually sad (like ACTUALLY) when shark died, got happy when shark came back. I did dive IRL a few times, I can tell you that the gaem somewhat accuratelly gives the "Look Mom I'm underwater" vibes. No wonder this gaem got nominated on GOTY award, it is a MUST play. No grind, no microtransactions, just water and friend-shaped sea creatures. Don't think, buy this gaem, you will not regret it. Peace.

yes

Didn't know CS2 was released TWICE on steam

hidden gem tbh, costs 0 dollar and bring funny chemical in my brain very nice i liek.

oh boy, you cannot imagine.
when this game was released and picked up some hype, me and my friends would gather around in a 8sqM room (my beloved Pergamou), get absolutely zooted and open this game on a computer that we crowdfunded for our friend that didnt have a PC back then. You cannot imagine the hype we got after each wrong/right descision, 3-7 men sitting on top of each other, staring at the screen contemplating our life (and game) choices and commenting on each choice. Also, this game is 100% going to give you a bad trip if you actually get invested in the game, but hey, best part of getting high is getting scared, amiright?)
(you cannot imagine what was it like, I will remember it for the rest of my days lol)
((dont do drugs, kids!))
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in the tutorial you are experiencing sientifically accurate DMT trip with sientifically accurate description of DMT entity.

Best 2 dollars I've spent in a long time.
Dev, if you are reading this, please make a grainy filter on the FPV an optional thing. It gets annoying sometimes. (or add an option to remove the payload to improve mobility and speed)
Thank you in advance.