Miss you bud.

Thanks for the gift. It's really a nice surprise.

no just making sure you dont need help around the lawn

hey whats up

poop

hey

Hwee Cap-toored dis paaaige for Kay-ossss!

can i have one too

aww i thoguht you would notice my message again fast and we could have like a conversation i mean i'm not one of those people that would text someone over and over instead of calling; i use that analogy because it would be like this with comments and instant messaging. i think it would be nice for once though but you had to go and ruin it ♥♥♥♥ you

wtf that was fast

hi

Happy Birthday, noobcakes.

This man is a god among men

I'm really bad at making mashed potatoes.

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Hello there handsome

Very good sir, did you actually know that, or did you just google it?

Indeed it is sir, I'm astounded that you have never seen that movie.

I think that spy has taken one to many french pills.