Recent reviews by US National Gaming Team

Just the best really.
Great for a challenge and also relaxation.

A delight while also spooky. Love the art style.
At some point I will replay to get all the collectibles.

https://youtu.be/MgX4xNO-YAA

Decent enough time sink.
I can't believe it is still 10 dollars though.

Pro: The game has a mini in the background
Con: Barbies don't clack like that.
The game is as long as the trailer.


Final Rating:
2deep4me

P.s. I made them ♥♥♥♥ 113 times. Get on my level scrub.

There was a reason this game had to be redone completely for re release and let me tell you, this rerelease still sucks.
The ai is dumb. Shooting is clunky. I was expecting there to be spookiness because of the title but there isn't any. Voice acting is very poor. Writing is poor. I just wanted to get the game over with and when it was, I didn't feel any better about it. The ending is very anticlimactic. The game is very short. I played it for only almost four hours and that was with at least a half an hour of just the game running with out playing it.

Sometimes the water looks nice I guess?

You can't see anything with all the graphics on and I couldn't find the stupid tree. I also died from twisted ankles a few times.

Would recommend.

DO NOT BUY
I'm not even going to talk about the ♥♥♥♥ graphics and story or the bad voice acting.
This game is 17 mins long and not worth the 3 dollars at all. I wouldn't even buy it if it was less than that. You would be better off just watching someone play it on youtube BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CHOICES AT ALL.
You can't change the story through the limited interaction at all. It should not even had been a game. If Dinner Date had been a short film, it would have been a heck of a lot better off.
WATCH ONLINE. DO NOT BUY.

Bad graffics. Depends on jumpscares. Story is crap. Cell phone has infinite battery life. Only thing interesting is twitch interaction but even that will lag out occasionally. I wouldn't recommend buying it unless it was under 5 dollars and even that is pushing it.

Well, I bought this game for 2 bucks and let me tell you their necks aren't even red!! I like the earlier works of ♥♥♥♥ Lip Baby but I think they lost their age when uncle Ralph joined the band. As for gameplay, something something unrealistic fart gas and visceral tractor farts. Hahah. The game features a ♥♥♥♥ ton of tracks and customizable tractors. What self respecting redneck wouldn't have guns on his trackor or even a flag? USA USA USA. ♥♥♥♥ Obama. After beating the hardest difficulty, you unlock the fedora for your driver which grants you max level of euphoria. Jewbama.