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As I give you the present and you open it I look to the camera - fiendish grin on my face - I look back at you - puppy eyes - you untie the ribbon. BAM 💥. A boxing glove on a spring hits you right on the chin.
Alright buster
Grabs belt by its buckle and pulls pants up with a left right upwards pull and starts running on the spot with legs swinging full 360° rotations
Takes off and just face plants into you
⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠈⣀⣹⣿⣿⣦⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿
⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿
⣿⣇⢸⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⢁⣿
⡿⠿⠄⠻⡖⢰⡆⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⡆⢹⠋⠁⠚⣿
⣷⡀⠲⣶⡇⢺⣷⡀⢀⡾⠿⣿⣷⣀⣀⣾⠇⣸⡿⠋⣰⣿
⣿⣿⢁⣦⣀⣡⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠻⠟⢻⣿⣥⣀⣽⣷⡌⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣬⣭⣌⡙⠛⠿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠛⢛⣀⣬⣥⣤⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠒⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠐⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.
who win???