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1 person found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record
If you ever wanted to know how many times you can scream “NO!” in one sitting, this is the game for you.

Pros:

Perfectly blends the art of golf with the chaos of a toddler with a paint set.
My friends and I now have a mutual understanding: if I miss a hole-in-one, I’m taking them down with me.
The power-ups are like my love life—full of surprises and occasionally devastating.

Cons:

My friendships are now on the line. Who knew missing a putt could feel so personal?
I’m pretty sure my ball has a mind of its own. It goes where it wants, and I’m just along for the ride.
Posted 29 September, 2024.
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824.3 hrs on record (594.4 hrs at review time)
I bought Satisfactory thinking I’d build a glorious factory. Instead, I just ended up with an intricate spaghetti monster of conveyor belts that even an octopus would envy.

Pros:

I’ve become a master at running in circles while trying to find my lost truck.
I can now confirm that jumping off a high cliff is indeed a valid form of transportation.
The soothing sound of machines drowning out my existential dread is truly therapeutic.

Cons:

My factory is now a labyrinth where I lose more items than I produce. I might need a map or a Sherpa.
I’m pretty sure my conveyor belts are plotting against me. They keep leading me to the edge of a cliff. Coincidence? I think not.

Overall, if you want to turn your dreams of efficiency into a chaotic dance party of machines and missed connections, this game is for you!
Posted 29 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
168.8 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly was excited to play a remastered version but with the constant crashes I feel as if they didn't even spend time QAing the game furthermore none of the updates/patches fix anything. I crash more than 50+ times a day and honestly makes me have 0 hope for ARK 2 if they cant even fix the main issues in a remastered version.
Posted 10 November, 2023.
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91.5 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- cinematic are amazing
- music is great
- the broom riding is probably the most fluid experiences I've ever had.
- the spell casting is dynamic and amazing. I love that you can level up the abilities as you progress.
- graphics and visual elements are impeccable especially on a 3090.
- side quests are just as important as main quests in my mind.
- the attention to detail is quite honestly impressive.


Cons:
- Sometimes the character models go through their clothing.
- the cats seem to be the only non-high res object in the game.
- wish you could use brooms in Hogsmeade.

Overall:
Honestly it's probably my favourite Wizard game. It's fun, challenging, provides you with HOURS of game play in just exploring alone. There are some downsides but honestly the quality of this game are pretty impeccable. I have been waiting for this game for a long time and Avalanche and WB did not disappoint.

Anyone who was/is a fan of the world of Harry Potter should play it.
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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17.7 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
The game mixes the mechanics of Warzone with the old Call of Duty games that we all grew up on. Great Beta, with a few minor crashes but to be expected when it is a beta. Glad to be playing again.
Posted 22 September, 2022.
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5.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
This is a great game, the AI is hard enough, the mechanics are super fun to mess with. Really great graphics.
Posted 18 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Pros: Great graphics, extremely fun and challenging, overall I loved the game

Cons: Cant think of any at the moment

Experience: The game took me about 6 hours to finally get the hang of, you really need to think wisely and think ahead of what you are going need to make and be careful or what each policy does.
Posted 25 January, 2019.
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