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443.1 hrs on record (119.5 hrs at review time)
I'd tell you what I like about this game but I haven't been given permission to speak
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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509.9 hrs on record (377.0 hrs at review time)
>join darkRP server
>play for like an hour or two
>become mayor
>lots of hobos on the server
>most joined hobo gangs
>one chill hobo selling "alien babies" and actually making money despite being a hobo
>eventually some hobos want to meet me
>tell me where and when to meet them
>go there with some police for protection
>we find them after a couple of minutes of searching
>we talk
>hobos get angry and kill guards
>took some damage but still alive
>hobos throw me in an empty room
>send one telling the police they want money or they'll kill me
>wait for them to pay the ransom
>police aren't paying up
>wait some more
>still not doing their job despite having arrest and stun batons
>eventually door opens
>finally they saved me
>bomb thrown into the room
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.MP4
>try to hide
>can't hide
>sit as far away from the bomb as possible
>bomb goes off
>dies anyway
>respawn and try to act like it never happened
>word gets out about the hobos and their crimes against the city
>hobos are now getting attacked for killing the mayor and multiple police officers
>remember about chill hobo
>hoping to god he isn't being attacked he didn't do anything
>go to chill hobo
>house and shop destroyed
>want to know who did this but know I'll never find out
>idea.JPEG
>help fix his shop for him because he's a good guy and doesn't deserve to be treated like the other hobos
>leave server knowing I helped somehow

I'll never forget you chill hobo wherever you are

TL;DR
Hobo gang takes the mayor hostage then everyone treats all hobos like ♥♥♥♥ so I be a good samaritan and rebuild an alien trafficking shop

11/10 great game
Posted 30 June, 2017. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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