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Although this game looks very professional indeed, it is shareware. We spent many years of our lives trying to build the ultimate game for intelligent, appealing people like you. Due to the endless nights of work, Mario's sexually unsatisfied wife left him and his six children. I myself started drinking, lost my job and can no longer pay off my Ferrari ~ oh yes, and my dog got ill and died. So please send us lots and lots of money to compensate for all this.
Your donations, any comments on the program or fanmail from young blond girls can be sent to the address mentioned at the end of the program.
Mario Peeters, Executive program development director
Filip Raeymaekers, General graphical arts design manager