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1 person found this review helpful
11.0 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
I haven't seen my family since 1998, please help.

(In all seriousness, this game's addictive as all hell and the late 90's vibes of the graphics and audio really help with its charm. For a cheap game, it's really worth looking into!)
Posted 17 September, 2025.
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465.2 hrs on record (130.2 hrs at review time)
The variety of playstyles this game supports is nice, whether you be a berserker who's goal is to kill enemies in a barrage of slashes and bullets, the team's support, or a stealth master.

I will admit, however - you will have to be tenacious, patient, or both. (Even though the stealth can be a huge pain in the backside.)
Posted 8 March, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
90.3 hrs on record (55.2 hrs at review time)
A spooky atmosphere that's befitting for the steel bastion we call Citadel Station - I've found myself actually flinching from sudden enemy encounters and it hasn't lessened my enjoyment at all. The art is beautifully done too, a tasteful mix of pixels and realism. The music was a little quiet for my taste with some samples not playing, but I managed to find a fix for that.

Would let myself be degraded by SHODAN as I hack my way through again.
Posted 16 December, 2024. Last edited 23 September, 2025.
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12 people found this review helpful
45.7 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Genuinely one of the strongest Reigns games in the series. It's a nice spin on the usual mechanics with the guitars and leading an indie rock band into glory! The soundtrack is great, the characters are charming (especially Lord Shark.), and it's a neat detail that different planets like different guitars.

Would absolutely recommend to people who enjoy sci-fi comedies. (And who don't mind dying lots. It's a Reigns game, what else did you expect with the deaths?)
Posted 26 April, 2024.
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7.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
If you like rougelike deck-builders and sci-fi stuff, I cannot recommend this enough. Sure, it's not got as big of a scope as other rougelikes, but that doesn't take away from its charm with a nice soundtrack as well as a cute artstyle.

Also, Riggs with a gun.
Posted 30 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The Hospital themes here really fit the vibe of this game. Need I mention the Bulletin, Forest & School themes?
Posted 14 February, 2024.
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2.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
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I only recently just bought this game and already: I managed to somehow lead all of my coworkers off a cliff and drowned nearly all of us.

10/10 would absolutely die a stupid death again for The Company
Posted 6 December, 2023.
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63.3 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
This game got me addicted to 2-bit art. 10/10 would lose all my sanity to [REDACTED] again.

Also, the Bulletin music ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks.
Posted 11 November, 2023.
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248.8 hrs on record (78.7 hrs at review time)
Ah, RimWorld. The game where violating the Geneva Conventions is a-okay in the community. The game works nice for it's setting, and there's versatility when it comes to customisation, e.g. difficulty, mods.

As of complaints, I dunno what I'd complain about. Would be awesome if there was some more DLC, not going to lie.
Posted 3 March, 2021.
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124.2 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
This game is definitely an endless runner done well - the controls are simple (arrow keys and WASD to determine your jumps) and so is the premise and gameplay - You being a scientist using your own body to discover particles in a large particle accelerator which may or may not destroy the world.

Graphics are lovely and minimalist, though that doesn't stop the game from being trippy if it wants to be. The music, although simple, can sometimes be a bop, especially when you're supercharged in a level (i.e. over 100%).

Be warned though, this game is hard, especially on the Anti and Dark Levels (I never really got the hate for Anti X Boson, but Dark X Boson was tricky for me.), but it can lead to two things, the difficulty makes you determined to discover the particle, or it makes you spend money since you broke your monitor in a fit of rage.

Overall, it's a decent game - especially for those who love endless runners combined with total trips. 9/10, would violently collide with a planck over and over again.
Posted 30 January, 2021.
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