Recent reviews by Literally A Douche

Good game. Needs updates. Seems abandoned. But tbh its still better than constant CS cheating

Basically just a constantly copy and paste of missions and content. No thought goes into the game, but in stead they focus all of their creativity into how they can file lawsuits against modders to prevent people from having fun.

The biggest load of crap since DayZ

*EDIT:*

After nearly an additional 100 hours played, I can vouch its still the same pos that its always been.

Great game. Kinda reminds me of "Double Action Boogaloo." As a guy that has a hatred for the Battle Royale genre games, this is the only one I'm enjoying. [READ THE BOTTOM OF THE POST]

PROS:
*Fun
*Ridiculous
*Good for a laugh
*Fresh ideas
*Kinda reminds me of GTA San Andreas

CONS:
*Hitboxes could use updating
*Map has some buggy spots, like rocks.
*Needs an anti-cheat but its honestly rather uncommon to run into cheaters.
*Announcers SCREAM at you everytime the game opens.

Note the downvotes on reviews saying stuff like "omg corner campers" and "omg too many hackers." The players posting that repetitive stuff are garbage and don't understand what to do. I RARELY find corner campers unless its like, RIGHT at drop, and as for the 'hackers', yeah every now and then you get straight beamed by a SMG from 500 meters, but honestly usually its always a fair fight. If they're getting destroyed its because they're garbage. They have poor reaction time and don't understand game mechanics like aiming. Anyone that got to at least Nova 2 on CSGO won't have many issues. :^)

Absolutely get this game. Loadin with a few friends, laugh your ass off the entire time.

Cheaters, 16 y/os with 0 common sense, have to buy 3rd party because valve can't figure out how to prevent cheating. zzzz

Few puns I could make;

>"This summer.. Take on Vito Pizzarelli and his crew of make-shift racist Italian stereotypes in this years hottest blockbuster, Matrix 5... Direct by Michael Bay."

>COD sim2k16