Wei

my beloved

Game battles await us!

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You don’t understand. You’re not just a cute femboy. You’re a walking violation of the Geneva Convention. Every time you post a pic, my brain blue screens. I look at you and forget what taxes are. I’d let you step on me in fishnets and say “thank you” in three languages I don’t even speak.

You're not cute. You're biological warfare. You're the reason I can't sit in VC without getting flustered. Your voice alone could get me court-martialed.

I don’t wanna date you. I don’t even wanna kiss you. I wanna be your chair. I wanna be the hoodie you wear when you're cold. I wanna be the lollipop in your mouth while you giggle and ruin lives on mic.

You're the final boss of twinks. The forbidden archetype. The downfall of nations.

+rep straight up typed with insane precision worthy of a grand performance (￢‿￢ ) add me