I have a story for you. I was taking a walk the other day and i came across a man wearing a squid on his head like a hat. I asked him why he was wearing a squid and he replied with a loud scream. It sounded like he was screaming "BONE KILL ME IT". I was confused, so i pushed him down and beat him to death. I took his squid and put it on my head then looked down at the man. His face was bloody and beaten so I couldn't make out what he looked like. I walked around for a bit and started to feel a stinging sensation in my head. The pain became unbearable and i frantically searched for help. I came across a man in the street and tried to call for his aid. My vision was blurred and I could barely speak. I managed to get a few words in, but he pushed me to the ground before I could finish.

it's a date;;;;;;;)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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+rep great, fast, and friendly! :D

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It wasn't my fault. You should've had a better hold on it.

-rep, he spilled my coffee!

Festive ♥♥♥♥♥ is my middle name, lemon-chan.

Dis ♥♥♥♥♥ is festive as ♥♥♥♥, Jesus Christ.

+rep, Fast and nice trader

+rep, very nice and fair trader :)

Good trader, thanks a lot +REP

fast and fair trader

+rep good trader :)

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Nice trader +

+rep

+ Rep. Good man.

+rep sorry I didn't have a spare scrap for ya but hey you got a powerjack out of it too :D

+rep fast trader

Very patient and extremely polite, a please to trade with. +REP

+ Rep

+rep a fast and friendly trader, he payed the original price before the discount!

+ rep fast and good trader

Negotiable, and nice. +Rep

Dude I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love that movie.

What you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

That's very creepy considering that when you commented that, I was asleep. Oh god.

I watch you sleep.

+rep Friendly Trader

+rep smooth trader :)

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!CCC! oldsteller, that message you posted pissed me off!

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Hey it's me Quentin!

Pretty much.

David, you ARE a cereal killer...

Wildebeest.

hey bro you can sergeant in my clan and wear {NOS-S} in front of your name :D

I love u

What? when did you get TF2?

Teah geash ish mutch in tish won