Wow, congratulations on hitting the incredible milestone of 100 hours in Project Zomboid! It's truly awe-inspiring to see such dedication to a game that, let's be honest, most people stop playing after realizing it's a never-ending cycle of frustration and disappointment. Your commitment to enduring endless toxic teammates and questionable game updates is truly something to behold. I guess you could say you're truly the Top Keck for sticking with it this long. While others might have spent that time learning a new skill or exploring the great outdoors, you've proven that persistence in the face of mediocrity is a talent all its own. Hats off to you, my friend!

Wow, congratulations on hitting the incredible milestone of 100 hours in Project Zomboid! It's truly awe-inspiring to see such dedication to a game that, let's be honest, most people stop playing after realizing it's a never-ending cycle of frustration and disappointment. Your commitment to enduring endless toxic teammates and questionable game updates is truly something to behold. I guess you could say you're truly the Top Keck for sticking with it this long. While others might have spent that time learning a new skill or exploring the great outdoors, you've proven that persistence in the face of mediocrity is a talent all its own. Hats off to you, my friend!

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Why is we still here, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Just ta suffer, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Every night, I can feel mah leg.. fo' realz. And mah arm... even mah fingers... Da body I've lost... tha comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It aint nuthin but like they all still there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Yo ass feel it, too, don't yo slick ass, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? I'ma make dem give back our past!

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https://twitter.com/RespectfulMemes/status/1060546172329299968

Attention all Touhou gamers: Reimu Hakurei is in great trouble and she needs your help to wipe out the youkai at the Youkai Mountain, but to do this she needs Fantasy Heaven and a couple of bottles of sake. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to donate to her shrine. But, you gotta be quick, so Reimu Hakurei can save Gensokyo and achieve the epic youkai genocide!

:^)

>Game is literally incomplete, mechanics remain unpolished
>Driving is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Gunplay with third person rewards anyone hiding behind cover with not being able to be shot while still being able to see enemies coming to you
>Microtransactions are now being added before the game is finished
>Minimal amounts of content has been added since launch while the devs bathe in money
>Game only became popular because it is the slightly better alternative to H1 (which isn't saying much) and streamers circlejerked the ♥♥♥♥ out of it
>People only continue to play it because they're ♥♥♥♥ at actual shooters and it makes them feel superior when they win in a waiting game
>Game is as wide as a puddle and just as deep with only one map, only a handful of weapons and vehicles, and one game mode

I’m 👨‍🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸‍♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻‍♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏

http://picosong.com/TPxe/

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, I WOULD COME SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dl7YF5Mr8Q

“I know words, I have the best words.”

-Donald Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoGzecSHEro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9J16su9oLg

My dad works for GTA, he said that new RDR will be set in London

I wish I could kiss and worship them just once. OH HOW I LONG to slide my tongue in between each and everyone of her ten cute little toes, and run my tongue up and down the soles of her perfect feet while she giggles and playfully shoves it further onto my face. ohoHohohOHhoooHhooMMMmmm

https://youtu.be/Qt6O1GzAeK0?t=43s

TRUMP BTFO BY TED "I DISLIKE RAPISTS" CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gau97Q5Ory0
How can he ever recover?

Nintendo just released a trailer for a new Amiibo. Not for a game. Not for new version of their handheld device. Not for NX or hardware or any kind of software. A trailer for a new Amiibo, a $20 McDonalds toy with physical DLC attached to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3CPiSOBRs

Wii U is so deprived of games that the only thing to look forward to this year is some kids meal toy DLC.

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Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted -John Lennon

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https://twitter.com/etdellums/status/667823374366736385

"Beastie (Konrad) 7 hours ago
http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/149/?"

Thanks friend, i will install this asap

"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle."

-Narrator

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops."

-Henry Hill

"The question isn't who will let me, but who will stop me."

-Ayn Rand

Kojima admits MGSV was a mistake and the cut ending

http://pastebin.com/gB4qjTJ7

>But MGS fans not happy now. On there to follow the story as MGS to not roll. Still seeming MGS, and degrees of freedom, i.e. do not have an authentic story. As a last resort of a foreign TV series was referring to. It's episode even missed few episodes (swapped order), 1 mission, and 1 story, even big travel player as the series configuration.

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That reminds me, why did they introduce Eli to TPP? Is he going to be in a sequel or something? But Kojima was fired. He's literally not in any other game. I thought he was supposed to be Solid Snake but Solid isn't blonde.

He seems a pretty pointless character to me.

Still, it's interesting to see Miller's character plot, how he goes from a great Ally, to the villain Liquid Snake in MGS. Pretty crazy... but I can't believe Kojima left a big plot hole like Miller losing his right arm before and then having it back and then Ocelot taking it? really weird

Just wish they'd explain how he became a Snake himself

Why does Mario say "Mexico!" when you start a level?

Every night, I can feel the ending, the battle gear deployment, even the voice acting. The story I've lost... the content I've lost... it won't stop hurting. It's like it's all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

tbbhf (to be bretty honest fam)

>plan this jeep ride for years
>have my men practice driving the route at an appropriate speed
>have rehearsed my speech
>leave enough time for my nemesis' rebuttals
>the day finally comes
>hop into the jeep
>start explaining my devious plan to rid the world of the english language
>expect him to talk back to me calling me crazy and all that sorta stuff
>he says nothing and keeps checking on his holographic PDA
>I finish my speech, but there's atleast 5 minutes of driving time left
>turn on the radio as we sit awkwardly for the rest of the ride

>Plants gathering dispatch op
>Predicted casualties: 3%

What

Are they allergic to some plant or something

>extract black soldier
>kaz says this extraction will cost 350
>300 for the balloon 50 for the bullet
wtf kaz

>"Boss, send me on the next mission"
>scan him to get his name
>send him on dispatch mission
>"staff dispatched"
>he's still sitting there saluting me
>"mission failed"
>he died
>meanwhile he's still saluting at me like an idiot

What does it means? Also on motherbase there are peoples that are not on the staff list, are they spies?

>Tap the Intel button, hoping Kaz or Ocelot can possibly give me some interrsting info about the area or perhaps just some dialogue in general
>"There are Goats around..."
>"There are Sheep around..."
>"To start a mission, open your iDroid..."

>Extract Higly Skilled Soldier 641865108
>Analyze him
>Highest rank is a B
>Guy standing right next to him is an A++

>"Spit it out!"
>Our specialist is posted here...
>Map updates
>It's the guy you're interrogating

>"Spit it out!"

>"You'll find a highly skilled soldier here..."


>C stats
>Troublemaker

>weakened the Cobra Unit before Naked Snake got to them
>considered good enough to finish Operation Snake Eater in case Naked got killed
>controlled a Metal Gear using only his lust for revenge
>commands the Skull unit
>confident enough to show his face to Punished Snake several times without worry, even had a nice car ride with him where he explained his plans

We didn't need a boss fight with him, it would have been unwinnable

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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

>Use an AI? Hah, that was Coldman's mistake, ten years ago.
>Why would I use an more advanced battle ready AI to control my superweapon whose existance my life's plan depend on, when I can use a child magician I met two months ago who is controlled not by me, but by the angriest person in the room at the time?