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75.0 hrs on record (59.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Extremely simple game but at the same time entertaining and fun.
Being in early access, it is constantly updated by the developers.
I just hope they don't make it too dispersive with future updates (I had seen some images where you had to go door to door to deliver groceries, I wouldn't want this to take you away from the core of the game).
Posted 20 March, 2025.
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10.5 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
This game is more bugged than a Game Guru's product.
Every single event, and I mean, EVERY SINGLE ONE is full of bugs.
You can't literally do the road blocks because every time the first or the second car will be blocked for some meaningless reason.
For example, you need to have a car towed away and the tow truck won't arrive, leaving the seized car in the middle of the road.
If unfortunately you have to arrest someone, the police van will make sure to stop in the middle of the road with the sirens blaring at maximum volume.

To ensure that citizens religiously respect the speed limits, all you have to do is stay close to the road where you intend to place the speed camera... no one will EVER exceed the imposed limit by 1 km/h.

If you don't turn off calls immediately after accepting one, you will be bombarded by them literally every 5 seconds.

It's a shame that a game like this, almost unique in its genre, is developed in such a superficial way.
Posted 30 July, 2024.
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1.2 hrs on record
It's basically Getting over it, only in 3D and multiplayer.
Original as a Taylor Swift song.
Maybe it's entertaining for the first 3 minutes; it's so pointless that you don't even get mad after the third/fourth time you fall.
Posted 18 July, 2024.
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3.1 hrs on record
I would rather get lost in the Paris catacombs than play this game again.
I almost dislocated my jaw from boredom.

P.S: bring my regards to the reindeer man, the vapidest enemy ever created.
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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35.9 hrs on record
This game is relatively decent, but it has nothing to do with the Batman saga games.
It clearly incorporates the mechanics and general setting of the other games, however presenting some downgrades.
For example, one thing I loved about the saga was the fact that with Batman you had a lot of different possibilities to develop a tactic to defeat a group of enemies.
Playing with the 4 characters, the only one who comes somewhat close to his level is Batgirl... with the other characters, the game is too often reduced to a brainless fighting where you just have to press M1.

I still give a positive review because in general I'm a fan of the world of Batman and I liked flying around Gotham and crafting the various weapons and suits.

One last thing... why the hell did they make such a long skill tree if you can't complete it?
Posted 10 June, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
Application load error 5:0000065434.

This game made me produce some boiling dark chocolate.
Posted 10 June, 2024. Last edited 10 June, 2024.
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14.7 hrs on record
10/10

Brutalizing and killing an innocent elephant plushie caused me a severe psychic trauma.

P.S: Cody is a cuck.
Posted 23 May, 2024. Last edited 24 May, 2024.
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8.8 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Great great game.
The atmosphere it's truly immersive and pushes you to delve deeper and deeper into the story.

The only vaguely frustrating parts are when you have to escape from the myriads of zurks... a few less chases wouldn't hurt.
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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10.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
More like Escape the Cat Mario rooms
Posted 19 March, 2024.
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24.9 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Classic game.
The countless mods make it even more fun.
Playing as Jane Romero and teaming with Gus Fring, Peter Griffin and Big Smoke to kill hordes of zombies with Fnaf ambience sounds is a serious gaming experience.

The only thing I disliked was the mode where you play against other players who impersonate zombies... it's basically a special zombie spam.
Posted 15 February, 2024.
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