Recent reviews by Mārnē vālā

My granny could optimize the game better then the current developers. Also no complaining but it would be nice to see a launcher that is better then my ingrown toenail oozing with puss. Seeing as the game crashes due to otherwise stable drivers, I can't see any reason for better optimization!!!! Thrilling gameplay, optimization, and launcher as always Bohemia.

Genuinely the least optimized game oat. I would be shocked if more than the time needed for an Indian street food vendor to serve some greasy curry was spent on optimization. If a 5080 paired with a 9800x3d, can't run the game with ATLEAST a stable 60 fps, then how is the game supposed to be playable for the vast majority of people? If the demo is more optimized than the release, something went terribly wrong. Maybe he should hire some slum dwellers from Mumbai and Chongqing so the game actually becomes playable.

Ubisoft try not to lose 10 billion market cap in 6 years - level impossible. How braindead do you have to be to ♥♥♥♥ a game up to this extent? I can't even begin to fathom the genius behind directive marketing at Ubisoft, and in turn R6.

Israel GPT, generate a game that goys will LOVE. BeepBoop BoopBeep - Goyim catching game generated.

What happens when you shoot someone point blank with four 5,56 x 45 shots? Well of course nothing, because why would it? It's a well established fact that a person, as long as they have some sort of body armor on, are able to survive any sort of weaponry you have as long as the imaginary stat of bullet penetration isn't high enough. Their insides - not even a scratch, the lungs that just got molested by kinetic energy? totally fine. To unlock all maps? Do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mission in which you will spend every single ruble you come across. GOTY material and amazing mission design, no complaints at all. Optimization, what's that? Nikita Buyanov could not tell you because why optimize the game to minimize lag and fix the retarded AI when you can add a BTR taxi!!!!!!!!!!!

Have very fun with friend. Then not have very fun with friend

Truly amazing community, 10/10. If you try and escape the hellhole of Russian and Chinese cheaters on official, you instead get in contact with the most advanced moderation team on community servers. The innovation needed to allow people with loli diaper fetishes to lurk about - all the while banning the people who point it out, 10/10 moderation. The zombies must be controlled by an Indian slum dweller with Cerebral Palsy, because the pathfinding is immaculate. I cant even describe with words the beauty the Zombies bring to the game. They truly are what makes this game so unique.

Krämig Kentakofot 10/10