cheating nonce

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

+rep we had a good conversation about rat sex, then he continued to tell me how he wanted to caress my lips with his pubes. A week later he got me pregnant and now we had a baby named Kellan.

Another closet poes cheater

(edit)
that grooming thing wasn't a myth, had a good time though (i'm 12 by the way) , 10/10 would recommend letting him slide into your DM's, note if you looking for something long term firstly you are 12 so don't but secondly he kicks you out after.


size 3/10
enjoyment 100000/10
(its how you use it not how big it is)-Ineffable