Recent reviews by ILKA

Space Book Yes

Elevator Simulator 2024

Space Marine is one of the best shoot'n'scoot games ive played in a long time.

Bolters sound badass
Amazing campaign (Leandros is a wanker)
Orkz
Guardsmen'n'shiz

10/10 would see lasguns do ♥♥♥♥ all again

Northern Ireland is recognised as a country

Not even steam recognises Northern Ireland as a country

10/10

rocket league devs, you dat MVP

'Gets points for retreating'

Northern France simulator 1940

'Sneaks into Phil Spencers house'

'Enters his bedroom'

'Makes sure to close all the doors, Halo 2 theme playing on my phone'

'I lean over his bed, and stare him with a death glare, straight in the eyes, like a Hawk to Prey

I say these words...













"Im still waiting to finish the fight, Phil"

10/10

Although it may seem just some out-dated retro indie at first, this is probrably one of, if not the best game Ive played this year, all the characters are awesome, I cant play through genocide as I cant bring myself to kill any of them :L

Its Halarious, endless replayability (almost) and really well developed

Ive never seen a game like it



P.S.

Nyeh

95% chance hit with Sectiod around the corner with a shotty

Misses

11/10 would miss point-blank shots again

Whats wrong with it? Excellent voice acting, Brilliant animations...

Maybe.... You're a Heretic?

"Deploying Ultramarines"

Best fallout game

fights an alpha deathclaw

"You are no longer rested"

ORLY NOW?

11/10 would run from deathclaws again

Good game in general, obviously a well made plane game

but

This game makes EA and Disney Infinity look like a charity

5/10

Would buy planes again