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Recent reviews by HEXY

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50.2 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Goofy fun :)
Posted 26 November, 2025.
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134.1 hrs on record (133.8 hrs at review time)
Noita is not what you think.
It looks simple and plays pretty much how you’d imagine a 2D pixel game would. But my god, this is some of the best game design I’ve experienced in a long time. There’s so much hidden beneath the surface, just waiting to be discovered. I can't say too much, because Noita is a game that truly needs to be experienced firsthand. It’s hard to master, but incredibly satisfying once you start digging deeper and realize that what first seems like a simple pixel roguelike is anything but.

The best advice I can give—especially if you know little about the game beyond it looking fun—is this: just play it. Don’t look anything up. Don’t spoil it. Go in blind and try to beat it at least once. Experience it for yourself. Then, once you feel like you’ve played enough and you're ready to dive deeper into its secrets, look up the Noita world map—and prepare to be amazed.
Posted 2 May, 2025.
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107.0 hrs on record (42.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is an excellent game that combines basic RPG survival mechanics with a dash of SCP-style content. I've been playing it since its release on Steam, and each new patch keeps me eagerly returning to uncover more of the story.

While I haven’t tried the solo experience, as a group game for weekend nights, it’s absolutely fantastic. The cooperative gameplay makes every session enjoyable and memorable.

That said, the game does include some hilariously absurd mechanics—let’s just say I only made Poop Soup for my group strictly in the name of science!
Posted 28 November, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
23.9 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Talk about a hostile work environment.
I got beaten to death with a stop sign and the company said I was the laziest employee.

10/10 would be taken advantage of by capitalism again.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
Would have loved to get to play this on steam but it's not really any point when you can't Login to an existing account since it's not cross-save so I can't play on my mobile account. And to be honest it's a decent mobile game but I would not start over playing it on a fresh account.

IF you own the game on your phone just stick to it, since you can't do much as of yet without cross-saving so this is in my opinion a waste of space on steam..
Posted 4 November, 2021. Last edited 18 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.9 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
This is a horror game that plays with you as much as you play with it..
and besides It's not like I wanted to survive anyway, ba.. Baka!
Posted 11 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
328.4 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Simple yet fun this game got a lot of potential to grow.
Strongly recommend playing with skittish friends. a lot more fun with people who find it scary and of course then playing with open mic so you can hear all the screams :D
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
142.1 hrs on record (71.7 hrs at review time)
DO YOU OWN A SCREEN ?
YES - This is for you.
NO - no worries, just get it anyways its worth it anyways.
Posted 19 February, 2020.
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540.6 hrs on record (201.1 hrs at review time)
Fun Game lots of hours of game play and a lot of weapons and gear to obtain..
Highly recommend playing with some friends..

Terraria + Banter = Great time
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
783.7 hrs on record (331.9 hrs at review time)
40% Of the community cheat.
20% Don't know what to do. ( because they don't understand you.)
35% Decent Players
5% Really Good Players.
Posted 28 November, 2017. Last edited 28 November, 2019.
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