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but I heff 2 admit
I like it
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To Seize a Small boy in your enclosure
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the internet grows so loud
they open their mouth, but the memes Wont stop now
provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now
♥♥♥♥♥ are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!
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I loved Harambe so much..
I had merchandise from the Zoos gift shop..
Harambe pictures and all..
I'd pray every night to Harambe, thanking him for the life I had been given.
Harambe is love, I'd say, Harambe is life.
My daddy overheard me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to king Harambe.
So I called him a ♥♥♥♥ monkey.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I lay in bed, it's cold..
Suddenly I feel a warmth..
Its Harambe.
I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear.. "This is my enclosure."
He grabs me with his powerful godly hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready... As Harambe forces his way in my butt with his big gorilla ♥♥♥♥.
My dad walks in and Harambe looks him in the eyes and says "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe" and flies out the window.
Harambe is love Harambe is life