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I had a great time playing CS:GO with this guy for the first few games. We had a good chemistry and it was a lot of fun. However, things took a turn for the worse when he invited me to come over to his house to play together. I thought it would be cool to meet him in person and maybe even make a new friend.
But as soon as I walked in, I knew something was off. The atmosphere was tense and he seemed different, almost like a different person. We started playing, but he kept making weird comments and his behavior was getting more and more aggressive.
Then, out of nowhere, he pulled out my massive shlong and tried to give me head. I barely managed to stand up and ran out of his house as fast as I could. I was lucky to escape with my life in one piece and balls in place.
I never thought I would have to say this about someone I played games with, but this guy cannot be trusted. If you come across him in CS:GO or any other game, steer clear of him. You never know what he might do.
Killing people on the server of experience brushing,you are certifiable
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I DON'T THINK SO
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I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeller is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.
Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
“Keep on clopping.”