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⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⡗⠋⠙⡿⣷⢌⣿⣿
⣷⣄⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿
⠈⠙⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⢀
⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠻⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣴⣾⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁
---------HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026--------
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 <𝟑
我语文不好,但蒙德诗歌教我吟诵真情;
我数学不好,但璃月商道教我筹算财富;
我物理不好,但稻妻雷霆教我掌控能量;
我化学不好,但枫丹工坊教我调和奇迹;
我生物不好,但纳塔战士教我热爱生命;
我地理不好,但须弥山川教我丈量天地;
我历史不好,但璃月岩史教我追寻源流;
我政治不好,但枫丹律法教我恪守准则;
我英语不好,但蒙德清风教我沟通世界;
我体育不好,但纳塔赛场教我角逐荣光。
此生无悔入提瓦特,来世仍愿做米玩家!
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-28: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Wow, a lot of protein, sir
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Let's go to the gym, buddy!
Unless they will know my power
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
Bigger weapons!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!
AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
Watch me ride that horse, sir
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Now that is a weapon!
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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⠙⠏⠁⠀⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣒⢳⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⣒⣲⣶⣖⣶⣦⡀⠀⠉⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠴⢯⣁⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⡀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⣼⣋⣿⣿⣿⣦⣭⠷⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡗⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⠚⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ Are ya winning son?
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
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1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.
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