Recent reviews by Humdingy

All of my colonists hated each other before joining a cult together
The real power in this DLC isnt the other worldly incantations, but the friends we made along the way

I drive the boat
the cave wall is just a roadblock between me and my destination and if youre too weak to survive the impact you werent meant for my crew. I dont want to hear no whinin' about "your xp" or the "cargo mission". This barely functioning floating tin can was made for three things
1) Relieving my sexual desires
2) Keeping the dry from being wet
3) Seeing how fast man can go before dying to the g-force or the impact of a wall
I drive the boat

Wake up
drip out (for democracy)
play clash of clans in my drop pod (bugs are winning the clan war)
hit planet-side
place is a ♥♥♥♥ hole but its MY ♥♥♥♥ hole
do objective
watch 3 ♥♥♥♥ off to other side of the map (he will die with all the super samples in an obscure corner of the map)
watch 2 kill a bile titan with nothing but his fists and a dream
watch 4 watch 2
launch ICBM
night time became daytime for ten seconds (very cool)
3 dies in obscure corner of the map (not very cool)
call in extract
4 minute timer
theyre in the trees
2 calls down a 500kg bomb on himself in a heroic sacrifice
4 is a red paste spread out somewhere between the side of a wall and a chargers forehead
3 still trying to recover super samples
3s dead (no idea how)
extracts here
get mauled to death
extract leaves
return to super destroyer with a mission well done
do it again

"Welcome to the slop stop where your stop is our slop, hurry up and get out"

Got called a walking toaster oven, turned off oxygen support to the entire ship, called alien captain a walking fish as human crewmates begged for air.

10/10 would forget to turn on coolant before wandering off again

I feel better waking up to go to work with a hangover than I do hitting the play button on this game

Me with stick go bonk, me like
Troll with stick go bonk, me no like

Can smash a zombies head in while wearing a pirate hat armed with firework launcher and driving a car that sprays flames with an american flag painted on

10/10 IGN
Really make you FEEL like batman

Also ♥♥♥♥ daybreak

start super max prison with friend, name it gulag, 245 daily deaths consistently

good game

Stopped highly skilled Spetsnaz unit with a water gun and a rubber decoy repeating "Kept you waiting huh?"

10/10 Would spend hours developing a water gun again