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Medium Penis Owner 21 Mar, 2024 @ 10:48am

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Medium Penis Owner 21 Mar, 2024 @ 10:31am

u ever be sitting on the toilet tryna relieve ya bowels but ya had to piss first so ya just piss sittin down but ya got a gumdrop ♥♥♥♥ so the piss be ricocheting off ya balls and runnin down the outside of the toilet but u was on ya phone so ya don’t notice until it was too late and ya pants are now soaked in piss? Oh ya n u at work too ?

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Medium Penis Owner 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:03pm

This G comes from the ends and is mad tight
If you in his game and you left he's gon' set you right
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Add him on Grindr
He'll sneak up inside ya
They call him Winona 'cause he's a Ryder
Stranger Things Stranger Things, what the ♥♥♥♥'s a vagina?
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He got a big ♥♥♥♥, no wonder they call him the G.O.A.T
He got them double barrels, no wonder they call him Raoul Moat

Medium Penis Owner 22 Aug, 2021 @ 1:16pm

+rep nice trader

1940's War Ravaged Child 26 Jul, 2019 @ 5:01am

My city was bombed and now I can't find my parents, please help me.

Medium Penis Owner 1 Jan, 2016 @ 7:08am

First post of 2016 tbh lads.

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Medium Penis Owner 5 Aug, 2014 @ 7:47am

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