toss me out often. sooooook

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killer7777 (Jimmy De ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) 5 Feb @ 9:37pm
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killer7777 (Jimmy De ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) 10 Jan @ 1:49pm
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This game has been planned perfectly.

Gabe's plan has worked perfectly.

I have unboxed around 2,400 cases so far and gotten 8 knives.
I have spent around $13,000 on this game so far and still play like ♥♥♥♥.
I have played over 200 competitive matches and am still a Silver.
Every matchmaking team I get is a team of Russians who like saying "♥♥♥♥♥" and have a grudge against Obama and have a microphone that sounds like a cat trying to gargle shards of glass.

I will keep on unboxing cases, playing like a handicapped person, stay on Silver and keep buying expensive skins that apparently are supposed to make me better but don't.

Because after all, Gabe is love, Gabe is life.

>see a guy
>shoot him
>miss every shot
>he turns around
>kills me in one shot
>exit cs:go

10/10

Dildo Baggins