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3 people found this review helpful
Recommended
53.8 hrs on record (53.6 hrs at review time)
What an incredible ride.

Even the parts where I flipped upside down.

Play it.
Posted 22 March, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
Recommended
85.5 hrs on record (50.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Broke into a skyscraper office, threw all the office chairs out the window, found them on the street two days later.

The murderer got away.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
Recommended
5.7 hrs on record
I've played most of the Chillas' Arts games, and this one might be their best work. The jank, the humor, the scares and the anxiety they induce was exceptionally well crafted, this time!
Posted 8 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
479.7 hrs on record (101.0 hrs at review time)
This is a great game. Moreso when the physics freak out, and your truck flies into the sky like a demon possessed.
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
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141.7 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A no-faced, tooth-heavy demon shadow baby chased me down the stairs, and snapped my bones.

Spent the afterlife throwing teddy bears at my co-workers.

$30 paycheck. Not bad.
Posted 21 May, 2021.
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22 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
72.0 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
It feels like fingerpainting, where everything your imagination is trying to portray is suddenly possible, and you're pretty sure Bob Ross is smiling and nodding, watching you create something beautiful.
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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1,021 people found this review helpful
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1,305.3 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Subnauticas' graphics. Factorios' depth (plus multi-level factories are intriguing), Minecrafts' soothing ability to burn hours, decent multiplayer even for an alpha.

Tell my family I loved them. I work for the factory now.
Posted 28 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
3.7 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
This is a work of art, cleverly disguised as a puzzle platformer.

Posted 29 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
297.9 hrs on record (236.3 hrs at review time)
A zen garden made of conveyor belts, insect corpses and the sweet smell of smog.

Posted 24 December, 2019. Last edited 28 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
528.9 hrs on record (527.4 hrs at review time)
It's simply a contender for one of the best games ever made.

If the sequel lives up to the original, we're all in for a treat.
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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