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1 person found this review helpful
16.6 hrs on record
REMEMBER TO ADD '83 ON YOUR WISHLIST, COMING Q4 2025!!
Posted 3 March, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
220.4 hrs on record
BRING IT BACK, TAKE MY MONEY!!
Posted 14 November, 2024.
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92 people found this review helpful
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451.2 hrs on record (77.7 hrs at review time)
>Spawn in
>Weather bad, it's cold and dark and raining hard with wind
>I feel cold and wet and can't see jack sht
>See a tiny 300 square feet house and enter it
>Start to warm up and eat a little when I hear quick footsteps
>The door opens and a fresh spawn bursts in
>The entire city's undead follow him inside
>MFW I'm sitting in the corner eating beans
>Have hunting rifle with 4 bullets
>Miss all my shots due to 20 zombies fisting me
>Run in circle around the table in the center
>Knock out the freshie and shoot him in the face
>Cut the remaining 17 zombies with a broken steak knife
>Steak knife breaks so I start punching them
>Zombies down, I run outside
>The moment I step out of the house I get shot down
>I guess all roads really lead to rome
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I'm not sure what to say about this one, it's abandoned but it's more than halfway functional. No support and dead but sometimes things like this one don't stay abandoned for too long, hope this is the case here in the future.
Posted 4 March, 2023. Last edited 24 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
403.0 hrs on record (402.9 hrs at review time)
REMEMBER TO ADD '83 ON YOUR WISHLIST, COMING Q4 2025!!
Posted 8 March, 2022. Last edited 3 March, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
10/10 would pay for more medals
Posted 10 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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18.9 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
This burning pile of ♥♥♥♥ has got to be one of the worst investments I have ever made, I feel ashamed that I’ve so easily allowed myself to get robbed off of 80$. There isn’t a penny’s worth in this garbage, save your money or buy toilet paper, it will serve you better.

Absolute trash, lies and half assed burning ♥♥♥♥.

This isn’t anything it promised to be, forget about it and never come back.
Posted 6 January, 2021.
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38.0 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
Is the price of 80 bucks worth it? Definitely not.
Is the game any good? Definitely.
It's fun and I like ass and I get to see ass.
9.7/10
Posted 2 October, 2020.
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18 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
145.1 hrs on record (130.7 hrs at review time)
I like things short and sweet, so here’s what I think after playing this game for 9 years.

CONS: - 9 years, 100 Million USD$ budget which did not develop as you would expect in GTA 5, but just probably got outright pocketed by the monkey devs at “ gamers first “ pffft.

- Engine, old and never really updated, net code was catastrophic which results in fewer updates and performance enhancement. Cars do not perform as in mainstream games like GTA Online, where I believe it to be La Creme for fun vehicular manipulation in contrast to APB where you’re going 30 degrees left or right to get to 180. AND THE CITY looks like it’s made to be in a background instead of being visually pleasing and crisp....

- A.I Is quite horrid, you steal a car, the ai will either speak to you in alien/spanish or russian/chinese and be a pothead driving a ambulance 50% of the time. And then they stay on the spot and despawn while you can only ram them to kill them and not shooting at them. Fix your damn A.I

-Economy: Very cash based but I think it improved with time, however I’m still not sure that the way that things are priced with the current way... like why do I need to unlock a car when I could just buy it without needing to unlock a level first with someone?

-Current PlayerBase: mostly comprised of O.G players who will shred you because there is only ever 2 servers for missions if you’re in NA. It is not too friendly too newer players because of it’s mechanics.

-Mechanics: are pretty much unreal engine 2.1 mechanics, which are old and make you question the gunshots that you give and receive, the vehicles are funny as if they are almost in slow motion. It all defently needs unreal 4.0 and enhanced driving mechanics. Also, why does it take so many shots with a 7.62 mm or a 9m.. It’s almost RPG like, man just make it like gta..


PROS


-Customization: is a big feature of this game including itself in the reason of why this game cost so much to make. You can make what ever you want of your character and vehicles but a lot of blunt weapons and cool things like skateboards can only be worn.. Cosmetics are a program of itself in this game and it is a bubble of affection that keeps me coming back to this game, where I can look at what I want and feel the vibes. Even with the car variety being pretty low, especially on the street.

- Consistency: in entertainment is great as there is always something going on and things to do even if at times it gets slow. The grind for the money is real and the progress gets slow, especially with the market prices being stupid high for things like a nice ride.


-Support: is currently getting better as the lying thots from gamers first made more money by giving the game away to Little Orbit, who I imagine will take care of this game’s future. They are getting to unreal 4 but not just yet. Unfortunately this has been an ongoing issue for far too long, but now with an actual dev team, they got the engine warm and already untied a lot of knots in the net.

-Potential: is real possible with it’s life not drained and being supported and worked on. The base is there, it just needs to modernize in many blocs.

Thus, what I make out of it, is that it is defenetly still worth it as out of a base, you aren’t paying anything, and you can decide if you want to spend some cash for cosmetics later. It’s not really a pay to win really because you could buy both guns with cash currency or ingame currency. Some guns are exceptional but could be rivalled by ingame currency valued guns. You should defently try it if you like shootouts and team based messing around type of game. Although shootouts is like 90% of the game...
Posted 21 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
So this 1 morning, I decided to take a ♥♥♥♥ and went to the bathroom. 2 minutes later, I open the door to go out and die. 10/10 would play again.
Posted 13 August, 2015.
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