Day 2045: I am still waiting for my duo to get on. Time is but a myth in the eyes of Mr. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I feel as though I am in some form of purgatory, destined to float endlessly over the "invite friends" button, waiting for my chance. Alas, I fear that day shall never come. My mind is slipping, my body fails me, and my will... long lost to the ages.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills