07:51 - dms: Dude I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butt raped myself yesterday
07:51 - dms: Went to take a ♥♥♥♥ for the first time in a week, and I just pushed a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turd out without going easy on my ass
07:52 - dms: Stretched it so much I started crying, I literally sat on the toilet for like 10 minutes and was just shaking

09:18 - Mr. Phaze: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ R.I.P to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
09:18 - Mr. Phaze: I just had the hardest ♥♥♥♥ ever
09:19 - Mr. Phaze: Reduced me to practical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tears
09:19 - Mr. Phaze: And then I had to sit on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toilet for like 10 minutes trying to stop my sphincter from bleeding out
10:52 - Mr. Phaze: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jesus
10:52 - Mr. Phaze: I swear I almost had tears running down my face
10:52 - Mr. Phaze: I shouldn't have eaten 150g of salted almonds yesterday