+rep me good and u gudd very good ;o

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（*＾ワ＾*） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・

Why the ♥♥♥♥ do you people think it's weird for me to jerk off to SAO. The scene between Kirito and Asuna is THE definition of art. Man, when that scene first aired, you bet your mothers ass every anime fan on the planet came so hard, the amount of semen is enough to feed the entire continent of Africa. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar if you say you didn't AT LEAST got erect from that scene, I bet you even moaned a little too. So next time you talk ♥♥♥♥ about SAO, think about how disappointing you are to your parents and the anime gods.

i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞

I tried dabbing today again. For some reason it feels right. I wouldn't be surprised if it has something to do with ancient Chinese chi flow or something with yoga. I only dab in my own home though.

"I love cupcakes, let me see what you have there" I reach my phallic hand over and open the virginal box this poor woman is holding. My male gaze objectifies the cupcakes. "Oh those look good. How much?" Another strong woman speaks up, images of Susan B Anthony flash in her head. "They're a dollar for men because of the corrupt patria--" I stop her short in a textbook case of verbal rape. "That sounds fine. Give me the whole box." I pull out a capitalist paper bill with the image of a Cis White Male Slaveowner on it. The strong woman before me whimpers in psychic pain as I hand the bill to her, she has been reduced to a slave -- nay -- a commodity. "Thank you" she says meekly, feeling violated. I give a sensual grunt as I bite into one of the sweet, moist cupcakes. "Mmmm... It was my privilege."