Yesterday I saw a white van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and also smelt a bit like sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy? He opened the backdoor and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from all the sugar. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass

come ramen with us pls we are more important than ns

+rep left his gf for me

stop carting in alatreon pls is not fun for me bringing fortify to not proc

Sent another another another trade offer

Sent another another trade offer