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10 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Despite this thing only being 40% complete in terms of systems I feel like I am Will Smith every time I fly this thing.

Welcome to Earth!
Posted 27 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7,969.1 hrs on record (3,864.3 hrs at review time)
It's super buggy but damn is it fun.
Posted 21 November, 2018. Last edited 29 June, 2019.
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167.9 hrs on record (53.0 hrs at review time)
Charlamange was a pretty cool guy, kills knights and doesn't afraid of anything.
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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37.5 hrs on record (35.7 hrs at review time)
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DUI simulator 2016 in a nutshell.
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Tacky and so not worth the price, better off getting the season pass if you are wanting this junk.
Posted 13 January, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Most of the people I meet on Steam don't remember the 90's too well or are children but back then people were obsessed with screensavers, useful programs that prevented CRT phosphor burn-in. Once in a while you had some naive user download a malicious program under the guise of a screensaver, unaware elders and parents would fall for this not knowing the danger and next thing you know, you'd have your family screaming about thousands of dollars in charges on their Visa card originating from some former Communist country which causes the bank to close your account and force you or your loved ones on the street.

This ladies and gentlemen better have been the screensaver that screwed them over.

TL;DR: It's not a game but screen candy and ain't half bad at being so.
Posted 24 August, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
150.2 hrs on record (69.8 hrs at review time)
A fast pace fighter with generally well balanced mechanics. The artwork is top notch with all the frames animated in a fluid manner. Sink in a few hours on each character, find your favorites and watch as you spend countless hours trying to master them thanks to the dynamic input that allows a closer edge to your combos and chainset. The matchmaking suffers from archaic and asinine limitations placed by console development and the idiocy that is the offical networking whitepapers of both Sony and Microsoft. There is no way to sort players by skill level so avoiding trolls and pubstomping is somewhat of a chore.

But fear not, the community is generally vibrant, helpful and 9 times out of 10, good people you'll wish to play again.
As for the DLC, depending on your time of purchase, you will get any upcoming release for free within the first three months of the release of the said DLC, after that the stated price is 5 dollars for each DLC item to help fund the extensive work that goes into this game.
Posted 17 August, 2014. Last edited 17 August, 2014.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Suffers from memory leaks, managed to consume 6 gigabytes of RAM before Windows did it's self preservation routine and terminated the process after it left the entire system 8192 KB of RAM. Freezes when you set textures to very high.

If it works on your PC, it's fun as hell and full of nostalgia. I tried running it on a system with a 270x and a i7-920 overclocked to 3.37 GHz and it crashes constantly whereas I handle ARMA 3 maxed out with at least 30 FPS solid.
Posted 7 August, 2014.
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99.5 hrs on record (83.8 hrs at review time)
Hours of quests, lore and danger. Whats not to love?
Posted 29 December, 2013.
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66.9 hrs on record (58.5 hrs at review time)
I prefer this over minecraft by far and wide, feels much more free and intiuitive than minecraft. The different biomes and plethora of items gives this game infinite possibilities.
Posted 8 October, 2013.
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