no u sukko a kokka

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So yesterday I did Door Dash, and my delivery took me somewhere familiar. To the complex of my old brother. So while I was there I got lost and started chatting with the person who's food I was delivering. So I finally find her place and arrive and am like "Food is here :)" she responds, "YaY! 🎉🎉" lol and immediately opens the door. She was.....SHE WAS JUST OMGGGGGGGG THE CUTEST GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So what's the problem? I am mainly a gay boy lol and queer/femsexual femboy mainly and honestly only into other femboys! So now I'm confused.... Am I bi? Pan? am I demi? lol does that smol interaction count as me being demi? I'm very confused now >.< I have never liked girls before, until ig last night? OwO also also when she opened the door, I like stumbled on my words soooooooooooooo much that well, that only happens usually when I talk about or too cute boys or hehe cute femboys lol

hello mr gay

hello mr gay

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Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estetica me generaba una sensacion rara. Para ponerte un poco en contexto, yo soy ingeniero naval con un posgrado en sexologia, asi que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Sos un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnostico no te sorprenda, pero sentis mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como vos. Te recomiendo que charles esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del closet para vivir una vida plena.
Espero haber sido de ayuda.

It’s 🎅 Dickcember 🎅and you know that means. It’s your last chance to get on the naughty list👿📜. Time🕔 to get down⬇ on those knees and then get some candy canes⛄up your gingerbread house🎄👅🍆. Get ready to jingle some balls 🎊this 🎁Hoeliday Season🎁. Before santa 🎅shoves his ♥♥♥♥ down your chimney 🏠on cockmas eve night, send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest 👠👙💄elves. Get 5⃣️ back and your a Orgasm ornament! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and your an expert North Pole dancer💃💵🍑! Good luck getting the peppermint penis🎄 up your ass 🍑this year

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

Cutest & coolest girl I know. Uses Arch Linux, builds rockets which she designs on Kerbal Space Program.

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hey, hiddos! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

Swifties is our name💗
Meredith is our mascot🐱
Thirteen is our number💃
Red is our color🌹
Fearless is our anthem✊
Taylor Swift is our queen💜👱👑
TAYLOR SWIFT IS OUR LIFE!
Here's To The Brave Swifties !! :)

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girl, stole my identity, hacked my paypal, and keeps taking all of my mail. For the last nine months, he has made my life a living hell, and everywhere I go I see him. He shows up at the park, he shows up with my ex, he even moved into the house across the street with me and leaves his bedroom curtains open so I can see everything he does with her.. The only thing left I can think of doing is killing myself, because I can't take another minute of this. Every morning I try and go get the mail, he donkey punches me in the back of the head while my ex watches. He somehow got my number and keeps leaving me messages saying how he's going to do to my ex each night. But it's okay, because I got a huge bonus and purchased myself a 9mm handgun. And tonight's the big night. I have exactly 3 bullets in the chamber, and I'm not going to miss.

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Post this on the wall of a cool friend and tell them how COOL they are

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

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You're F.U.C.K.able.

F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll let me F.U.C.K. you forever. Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar

Humanity has fallen into the depths of Sin that cannot be forgiven no matter how much we repent, beg, or scream our apologies do not deserve to be heard.

This person, this thing... is an amalgamation spawned from the hell-spawn depths of the darkest dungeon of Dutch culture;.
Our crime unforgivable, our debt unpayable. Nigel Powers was right, A MISTAKE, it was all a mistake.

Burn it. Burn it all down to ash. Burn it until the unending horror of our species' failings disintegrates from our disgusting reality.

IM DELETING YOU, Hi🅱🅱os!🐵😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔🙈 Hi🅱🅱os'🐵😍 are irreplaceable 💖

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Have a good week!

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youre a goodboye

the mighty hiddos ?

hahaha, we look amazing. especially the snowman

wew tune

oh man the throwback

visited by harambo
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★*❉* Happy new year 2017! ★*❉*

proof ?

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enjoying some lovely porkchops

lets trade ?

-rep

i see u've sucked down ur own piss too

benis tbh

wanna trade?

saloja fingol

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have a bad christmas x

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