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Better than cod. Must play

monkey! 10/10

The Game Touches My Rivals Marvels

Handsome Jack is what my girl calls me :)

I sit by the crackling fire, its warmth battling the chill of the Zone. Staring into the flames, I mutter, “Haven’t seen any women around the Zone lately.” I take a long breath, the weight of the words settling in. “Well… what can I say? Guess I’m not much of a true S.T.A.L.K.E.R.”

Play Game. Get sweaty squad. don't wanna deal with. leaves. Games Devs: Mindset you leave you ruin game 30:00 min ban. You get a bad map for the killer you're playing. Leave. Devs 30min ban. Have to leave and quit the game. Devs. 30 min ban since you don't wanna play our game. we'll make you not play anymore.

it's a really good game

say cheese

mannnn I can't turn my back, or else diddy will come out the party to make another one of his own with me. scary 10/10

Church Guy: Who's there?
Francis: Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here, open the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door!

Bill: We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me.
Francis: What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that?
Bill: Don't be an ass, Francis.

Zoey: Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here.
Francis: I hate latest issues.

Louis: We made it... I can't believe we made it!
Bill: Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city.

Coach: Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stairs?
Nick: Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.