Are you one of those open carry guys? I respect that.

It's so nice to finally meet a fellow chunkopop enthusiast.

“sometimes when god closes a door, he opens a window.
but sometimes he also closes that window.. that’s lynks disease.”
— Alan Resnick 2016

i dont have a credit card im scared

My dog (d) licks his balls (b)

i dont look up the weather in Peoria everyday

the feminine urge to ♥♥♥♥ myself

Sounds thrilling

in elden ring you play as a jewellery shop owner and your goal is to try and purchase rings and jewels from the elderly in the area to recover the precious metals and gems

You're locking me out of your pizza party just because I murdered 15 people? Maybe that flower had a point...

Nurse, bring me in a bottle of hot sauce, and make it NUCLEAR!

yeah, i love slayer. go slayer! he rules. in the zone. you don't wanna mess with him! I love memes. they call me meme master. slayer (slayer slayer slayer) I love memes. memes rock. slayer rules. un-friggin believable. it's andy salad and im. killing this meme track. face full of balls! go slayer! infinity slayer. when im on the mountain. KILIMANJARO. im drivin by you. SUNDAY DRIVER. im gonna kill you I am andy salad. take me on the jam. ROCKET SCIENTIST. slayer! HAIL MARY. I love slayer! he's so funny! slayaar! STOP SHOOTING YOUR TEAMMATES. I love you slayer! I am andy salad! DENIED. I LOVE MEMES ! I LOVE MEMES! I LOVE MEMES! YOU SUCK SLAYerrr.

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do u want to go to india?

he/him

no

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

no

poop therapist

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who would do that

imagine going to bed on time

do not play dark souls with this man, he will INVADE your world!

heyselwater

my chocolates gone bad

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homosexual

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you've been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

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I F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO 2 YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE SUCKA THAT KILLED YOU.
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WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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