I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY 🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🐬

Snack like a menace on BAKKWA 🥓✨ and summon BIG HORSE HONGBAO BLESSINGS 🐴👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST FEROCIOUS STABLE-RAIDING HOTMESS FRIENDS 🙊💰 and manifest a WILD LION DANCE 🐲💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your bakkwa will taste like disappointment 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐴 becomes 年年有🧧🧧🧧 and your aunties start calling you “very capable” 😩✨ If you get 8⃣+ back, you’ll be neighing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼

🐴🔥 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🙌🏻💯 🐴🔥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE 🐴🔥 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀 It’s time to gallop into your AHGONG👴👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵’s hearts with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊 and your most shameless sweet-talk in PERFECT Mandarin 😌✨ Because this year we’re doing SPEED, CONFIDENCE, and “mǎ dào chéng gōng” energy, baby 🐴💨💥 Keep your nails fresh 💅, your smile dangerous 😈, and your pockets ready to lasso the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🧧💰🉐 Like, clip-clop straight to the red packet table and act innocent while you loot politely 😇🐴 Get your ssssecret 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s spicy 红包 aura 😩🔥 (respectfully) and don’t forget to flirt-charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 with peak “I miss you sooo much” acting 🎭🥺

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fūck Is Getting Mad Over Avengers Spoilers Now Real Hahahaha Niggâ Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Niggâ Close Your Eyes Hah

who da fuq is dis

i have forgotten sry bb