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peer pressure has bad taste

Here's a small list of things to expect in a Playdead game:

Meticulously crafted puzzle concepts and solutions
Stellar sound and music design
Insightful dialogue-free storytelling
Atmospheric immersion and pacing that rivals even the half-life series

INSIDE has delivered in every regard, and has exceeded my expecatations once again.

I was worried at first, but this game really surprised me! It actually improves upon some of Ace Attourney's shortcomings like managing to continue the story despite missing critical evidence. Great writing and ending as well!

This game is both more and less than it appears.

It's still a web browser.

extra extra, fun & engaging experience ruined by unskippable cutscenes and overuse of voice actor steve blume

The Proper Toribash Experience

1. Tighten glutes
2. Fall down
3. Uninstall game

Think back when you played a Mario RPG, and you had to learn enemy "tells" to predict what they were going to do so that you could avoid their attacks. Every new world meant new enemies with new tells, so this would be initially confusing, but eventually triumph wasn't far off.

Metal Slug changes enemies/tells about every two minutes during gameplay. It does not expect you to learn all of them in the first playthrough, but will openly mock you for the death to that grenade, to that poison crab bubble, to that gigantic eye laser. If you keep playing, one by one the attacks will start to fail. The forces will start to fall, and eventually a war is happening on every side of the screen, and you still haven't gotten hit yet.

Oops I scratched my head time to file for bankruptcy.