Whats the donut made of?

-Tate Johnson
2018

I first closed my eyes in fear then realized I could just open my mouth
-Matt Hammer
2020

"You're not gonna out gay me I was in the Navy"
-Richard Trester
2020

"My dad was a gynecologist I knew better than that"
-James Bailey my boss
2020

"It's not even milk! It's just nut water!!!"
-Will Shue
2020

"I dont mind looking at small ones"
-Kevin Decker
2020

"Will WAP for slop"
-Matt Hammer
2021

"Dont eat the snakes that shake"
-Bill
2021

"There's a lot of stuff you can hide in a rectum"
-Bryan Hannah
2021

"If that's beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of me I wish you were my dad"
- Matt Hammer 2021

"Fresh meat and feet"
- Lee Bass 2021

"We're gonna send you pictures of little weenies"
- SGT Linda Hocking 2021

"Some of the young bananas don't want to comply"
-Victor Franks 2021

"I like the term cooter"
-Victor Franks 2022

"Speech is not my first language"
-Keith Rogers 2022

"Oh yeah, this guy can eat off the floor anywhere"
-The Hammer 2023

"I mean I like holes"
-Jazmin 2023

"It'd be cool if I could throw up."
-Val 2023

"You guys ever get sexy downs syndrome chicks in your feed?"
-Dave A 2025