From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞67

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gangy

no error

will live

minor spelling error

die

no cap

BALLS ARE STORED IT YOUR MOUTH AND yes we defo gotta play again, its been over a year

miss ya bud we gtta game smthing soon on god

balls are stored in the pee

what's inside the truck Jom...

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https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3160213028 👻

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Hi Chriss

I-I apowogise da-daddy it will not happen a-again I-I pwomise >~<

kitten, daddy is very angry with you 😡 *tail goes between legs* you didn't show up to our discord date!!💔 if you ever bail on me again I will be forced to punish you 😈 *tail rises starts sweating* i can be your angle, or your devil kitten 😇😈 ur pick *growls*

:shrug:

So it's just a summer and winter thing? No spring or fall?

summer is over, waiting for winter to tell you, smh my head

So you change our matching profiles without even telling me?

what the ♥♥♥♥♥

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

IM A ONE MAN ARMY

weeniebutt

ganganggang

what...

YOU BETTER DO THAT LAST ONE OR ELSE I'LL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY FIGHT MY SIN IN BRACKETS

NO F*UCK YOUR SIN AND F*CK YOU, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL BOTH YOUR ARCADE STICKS AND NUT IN YOUR PILLOW (jk luv u)

skill issue obviously + ratio + fight my sin

I can’t believe I never got a pénis peluche train on my profile

stinky

Armenian LTG is a thing and he will threaten you

god shivers when an egg loses his temper

homie it took 3 days for HydroQuebec to remove a tree branch that was causing the outage in my block

damn ice rain

BRO ME NEITHER THIS IS HORRIBLE

ITS BEEN 3 (4) DAY I DON’T HAVE ELECTRICITY HELP ME

My fellow PRAISER OF THE SUN I show my respects

ah hahahahah amongus laugh laug

Your [F]ather went to buy milk he should be back soon…

[M]other I require milk

mamas yev babas

mamat yev babat

its been 2 hours

Fun fact: you have 5 minutes

united states, canada, mexico, panama, haiti, jamaica, peru, republic dominican, cuba, caribbean, greenland, el salvador too, puerto rico, colombia, venezuela, honduras, guyana and still, guatemala bolivia then argentina and ecuador, chile, brazil (yur lucky idk the rest)

if i dont eated the soap yes i do no i didnt

First you say I can't relate to Guts since I haven't read Berserk. Now you call me a Griffith supporter, something I can't be if I haven't read Berserk. You have no argument. You're just spouting the same thing over and over again hoping to hit a target with a nonexistent bullet