who are you

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GG, well played. You just need to work on your combos, movement, blocking, neutral, aggression, punishes, conversions, ur mom, border escaping, aerial control, air combos, resets, DPs, reversals, deck, flowchart, electric wind god fist, footsies, option selects, frame traps, fuzzy guard, pressure, air tech, ground tech, anti air, cancels, auto pilot, backdash, roman cancels, block strings, bnbs, meter, chicken block, chip damage, corner carry, counters, skill issue, execution, frame data, friendship, gimmicks, throws, knockdowns, high profiles, low profiles, hit stun, IADs, juggles, korean backdash, mash, meaties, mind games, mixups, okizeme, crossups, poke, projectiles, mentality, reaction, knowledge, family, respect, safe jumps, salt, sandbagging, set play, shimmy, side steps, spirit orb management, homework, stamina, tech traps, trades, whiff punish, yomi and zoning

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No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.