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Recent reviews by Hasselhoffmann

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0.7 hrs on record
The opposite of fun. The machine that supplies water buckets also randomly spits out body parts that make whatever you just cleaned dirty again. because ♥♥♥♥ you, thats why.
Posted 29 June, 2025.
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1.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Don't add an option to turn off eating noises unless it works
Posted 9 October, 2024.
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89.4 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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30.0 hrs on record (26.0 hrs at review time)
Democracy. yes.
Posted 15 May, 2024. Last edited 4 December, 2025.
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195.8 hrs on record (55.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Build car.
Figure out why car wont start.
Fix car.
Drive car for a few meters.
Car's on fire.
Fix car.
Drive car.
Oversteer.
Crash into a tree.
Die.
Try again.
Posted 8 April, 2023.
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96.2 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
This game gave us Kim Kitsuragi.
Posted 17 October, 2021.
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196.0 hrs on record (68.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the coffee cup clanks against the helmet.

the factory stuff is good too.
Posted 29 June, 2021.
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21.0 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
Since most of the things I love about the game are already discussed in other positive reviews, I'm going to praise the hints system.
Yes, there is a hint system and you find it like almost anything else in the game: by searching for it.
Hints are divided into three categories: mild, mediumish and extreme.

Mild hints point you in the right direction.
Mediumish hints give you a decent push in the right direction.
Extreme hints straight up tell you what to do.
Posted 1 October, 2020.
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99.9 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
Kann einen Eimer als Helm tragen 9/10

Aber ernsthaft, ich liebe Tabletop Rollenspiele wie Dungeons&Dragons, und kein anderes Spiel kam für mich in den letzten Jahren so nah an dieses Tabletop Gefühl ran, wie Divinity: Original Sin 2.

Posted 4 October, 2017.
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23.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Amazing, I can't get enough of it. I simply love the Soundtrack, the story, the characters, the atmosphere, everything! Square Enix made a game that can stand up to Telltale titles. 10/10
Posted 2 February, 2015.
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