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Lmao this kid, cook off to see who is the best chef 👨‍🍳

-Chef Borat 🍖

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What The ♥♥♥♥?

I know, he's a total fugget

Skrt skrt, I'm a rapper, I have Tourette's.

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Bradley, ♥♥♥♥ you. If you know whats good for you, you will never comment here again.

NW Fanboy nothing more nothing less

♥♥♥♥ Me Hard And Call Me Mary.

You're our biggest fan

♥♥♥♥ NW. And ♥♥♥♥ anyone else in North West ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Association.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate NW.

NW fanboy.

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Slavs. First they annex your heart, then your country.

America, land of the free non-minoritys and the home of the brave capitalists.

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi I look to buy Squad? YEs! okay
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wanna play minecraft with me?

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Stinky Butt -By Alek

Chapter 1
Once there was a girl named Chibi, she was very nice young girl, and everyone in the whole town love her,
But when she started to turn older, about 17 , she began to stink.
At first it was not bad, just a litle bit of stinky. And she just use perfume to hide the smell.
A year passed and she now is 18. The pefume stop working as the smell gotworse.
Her friends at school start to ignored her because she smell, some even call her names.
She did not know what to do anymore, no perfume make the smell go away, no matter how much she wipe it still wont go away, she was losing hope.
In the morning when she wakes up, she puke everywhere, because the smell was so bad. And it only kept get worse. Her parents even move out of house to get away from the smell.
But one day, after she puke from the horrid smell, she walk into the bathroom to take shower. She look in the mirror at her butt every day, hoping to find the answer to this aweful stench.

Chapter 2
She noticed something odd today though. She noticed steam coming from the butthole. She wondered, why is this?
She researched for hours and hours, and she finaly found the answer. A rare chemical reation in the butt can happen when a human does not play games such as 7 Days to die, Rainbow Six Seige, Space Engineers, and other shooting games.
She immediatly realized that she needed to be doing this, so the first thing she did was install the games as fast as she could be. She was so exited, no longer farting loud all day, no longer stinking everything, no longer smoking from the butthole.
After about a week of playing these, the smell started going away, no more she puke in the morning from the stench, and the smoke was gone. Another week after that, perfume worked to cover the smell again.
And a week after that, the smell was all the way gone.
Her family move back inside, and her friends comed back now that she was not stinky butt, and all was happy and merry.
The end.

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Lift-off oversteer is a phenomenon which can occur when reducing the throttle mid corner. This will only happen when driving close to the limit so only experiment when on the track! Sporty front wheel drive drive cars can be especially prone to this due to the heavy front end and light rear. Reducing the throttle input results in a forward weight transfer, which increases the grip at the front tyres, but reduces levels at the rear. If this is performed during cornering, the combination of the heavy front end and the reduction of grip can cause the rear wheels to break traction and start to slide towards the outside of the corner.

Luckily, lift off oversteer can usually be corrected by reapplying the throttle and accelerating. This should pull the front of the car forwards and straighten out the car, but continuing to reduce throttle application can cause the car to spin. Steering in the direction of the intended direction of travel will help keep the car on track.

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