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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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My little sister recently got into Steam community and ended up making up her first artwork profile.
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/PizzaEatingWaifu/
Be sure to give her a warm welcome on community and leave her some feedback regarding profile itself!
Merry xmas fam
𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 1 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮 𝑶𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑭𝑰𝑳𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑬❟ 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑫. 𝑫𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝑴𝑬 𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑲 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑰𝑻.
𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑨 𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑨!
I mean, come on Nintendo. The guy is casually jumping over three times his height, which is more than double the world record. With this kind of performance, it would make sense for him to have a tonic, juicy back. But no, he's flatter than my hope in humanity.
Moreover, he's Italian. Have you ever seen an Italian ass? That premium quality dump? Right now, Mario might be the only flat-assed Italian in existence, I swear.
In the past, I have dreamt multiple times about the Mario movie. I've fantasized about his balloonish glutei maximi suffocating Bowser to death. Only to flee the self-destruction of the castle by bouncing on that soft but massive arse.
But no, Nintendo had to make it SJW friendly. "Not every Italian has a dump truck ass", they said. "He's representing the normality of plumbers' asses".