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Dont Start ♥♥♥♥ you cant handle , Bro !?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked really muscular on it uwu. if i only someone like you for playing games like fnaf with me, im too scared and i need someone to protect me, it always gets a little easier when i have a real man on my side to cuddle up if freddy is jumping at my face again, bad teddy!u think you can help me?:( no scare no scare but you are just really handsome ^^ we can skip sister location since i wont allow any female characters in games we play but fnaf 6 is really fun! i'd also make pizza for you irl if you want ;p i hope daddy likies :3 so hmu pls *snuggles* hehe~

camper nazi

Frag mich wie man quer durch ein haus schießen kann....

fils de putain de camper nazi

I appreciate the comment on my pristine background. However, you seem to have pooped on my profile's comment section once more. I do not appreciate such tomfoolery and will be taking action.

My lawyer will be in touch "Rick".

- Cowboy "♥♥♥♥ n balls" Carmen

do NOT poop on my profile or you will be BLOCKED and REPORTED

greetz Cowboy ♥♥♥♥ n balls

I have like 3 in my backpack if you want some 2 o 4s

yo uever just like thin you can do the one with thoughts but actually let's go mario

is so hot outsoide I feel like a melting in you africa

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Kazuma, Kazuma!

HAI PATRICK

Man Niels is so great what a cool guy he's also very good at League of Legends

I don't have any friends.

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youve been visited by the fedora of euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you’ll be haunted by the spirit of atheism

Jawohl die name ist sehr dom

A...name?

Hallo Patrick du bist sehr slecht in Smite ja ein zwei polizei Patrick ist ein grosse Kai. Whatever that is

Nicht die Erste

Dude one time I snorted two whole alcohols and my right hand grew two times in size

Hello uuh yes I'm gonna have to report you to the police sir, I've been hearing complaints about a guy whacking his katana around with a fedora on... This is a neighbourhood, hmkay. You can't do that here. Ur under arest lol

yes i know i just got a little mad just ignore me i won a 3v1 earlier xD

Right. Gankers. Not just friends playing together throughout the game. It's also not impossible to win a 2 vs 1.

yeah because one should always trust the word of gankers

We were actually going to fight you one on one but you wouldn't come

lmao needs a phantom to fight

Actually it said that the person reading it was so who is the real idiot here

The person I played gamesu with was this Ricku DESU Dingdingding

Three gents, hm?

This guy is a real class act.

HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY

Hello yes this is Bob Truefont I just got a big shipment in a hundred thousand, yeah a hundred million.

Hell yes this is Frank I have come here to collect 2 pringles from the deposit thank you.

Yoshimitsu is a pringle.

Where do you get me being jewish from? I don't get it. But yeah, you have a nice life too. Good luck with your job and also for the future! 'Twas nice to have met you!

I'm about to go to work. I put down my summon sign so I can repair my weapons and refill my Estus. Instead, you just made me nearly break my sword and use the last Estus, without reimbursement, from which I was 2 hollow soldier kills away. I had to restart and waste my time. I get less progression today because of you.

Do you understand yet how being an inconsiderate jewish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sets people back in life, yet? Do you even remotely realize how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the world is today because of millions and millions of people like you? No. Because you're jewish. Bye now. Have a nice life of putting one step forward for yourself and two steps back for humanity.

Look at you. Crying me a river over a few items in a video game. I'm enjoying myself. How about you? Also what's wrong with being jewish?

Oh man, sarcasm. THAT'S new!
Have you even considered being a decent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ non-jewish human being for once in your lifetime? Huh? Got anything like that for the world, Rick? Just turning your assblaster switch off for a week and NOT trying to ♥♥♥♥ everything your eyes can see? No? Alright, forget it then.

Yeah. You're quite the observant type, eh? I'm such a jerk. Daaang.

And you were not a nice human being to be expelled through a vagina either, but your mother went "well, ♥♥♥♥ it, worked on this for 9 months, let's see what happens", but NOPE. Just turned out to be a piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a person, as predicted, just like your good for nothing father. I'm sorry for her. Having to put up with a little ♥♥♥♥ nerd kid who acts like a ♥♥♥♥ to everyone new he meets by standard.

That's not a nice thing to say.

SUMMONS YOU AND THEN SENDS YOU BACK BEFORE YOU CAN GET YOUR HUMANITY, REPORT FOR USER MISCONDUCT, GET HIM OFF OF STEAM!

THAT IS SUCH A HIP THING TO SAY

/earplugs

No you don't get it I'm like Itachi x10Brazillion so MLG voice is like OH OH NOW UR STUCK IN GENJUTSU HAHA IDIOT.

But u just described cool Itachi No Jutsu and he used his eyes so I got you