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I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
--- Calvin
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-- Calvin
Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
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26 times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
* Michael Jordan *
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