Recent reviews by Captain Kahlua

One of the sorriest excuses of a football I've played YET. Can't play co-op franchise mode, can't smoothly add friends to a game or even play co-op with someone online without having to go against them without exception. EA has yet again screwed people that actually wanna play stuff like this without either being a sweat or consecutive player forgetting about casual people like me. This is MENU SIMULATOR 26, not NFL 26, buried in this trash is a game that you can actually play but don't hold your breathe thinking you're gonna do it with friends

Got EA Play pass to play this with friends

Half of us can't even accept the invites we're sent, or, just don't even pop up

Cross-play is broke so my friend on PS5 can't join us

What the hell EA this is actually the worst online service PERIOD. It's 2026 the last issue I should ever have in a game is trying to receive and accept a game invite IN-GAME we figured this out in the OG XBOX ERA BRO.

Loved the demo but this release is a joke. First off the optimization is horrific, barely getting 60 frames with constant stutters and the rest of the works with a Ryzen 7 9800XD and RX 9070XT which is laughable considering the demo I was pulling nearly double. Speaking of the demo I played it a good chunk and thought it was awesome I don't know what has changed but in the full release they decided to focus on adding new buggy and unoptimized arenas to fight in instead of fixing the fact my character cant swing a axe from side to side without catching the head under his arm pit EVERYTIME, THIS HAPPENS FOR NEARLY ALL WEAPONS. In other words from the demo they messed with the physics which isn't a horrible thing at face value but it makes the meat of the game, fighting, unfun and a disaster because I can't even get a combo rolling like the demo which felt good and was responsive and fluid. I liked the little hub area, the UI is cool, free mode is fun at least in concept as well as the progression system they added to give some sort of campaign but the game is now so frustrating and janky that I barely can will myself to keep it in my library and not refund until it gets some more updates... AT LEAST optimize it in a timely manner so I can rid myself of the buyers remorse I have at the moment, PLEASE!

edit: The new patches have fixed some optimization and problems with the physics making combat feel more fluid and fair! Steps in the right direction for sure!

Dope game 10/10

Super solid FREE mecha game with tons of content and things to customize or do. This game was well worth the wait I've played beta they released and have seen the game get better each time and am very satisfied with the final product, don't listen to people crying about cosmetic prices they mean utterly nothing and are meaningless you can unlock plenty in game through the Extraction game mode anyways. Their is no P2W or super meta bs, the game is pretty fair with how each mech operates within their role and the game at higher ranks requires team cohesion and planning which adds another layer of depth to this already deep game. It runs great barely stutters or drops in frames even on cinematic quality graphics and just feels fluid and well honed the gameplay is I dare say better then even Armored Core VI's PvP component, but to each their own. Best thing I can suggest to anyone looking at this game is to try it yourself, its free, gooner friendly, and well worth the time you or you and friends spend playing and whooping robot butt. 10/10

This has got to be the most uninteresting, half-baked, and boring Bethesda title I've ever played and that's saying a lot since I am not a big fan of their looter shooter Fallout 4 and it's braindead base building concept and outdated game play model. Seriously, just go play No Man's Sky, Star Citizen, or even Cyberpunk 2077 this game wishes it was any of those and more but ended up being yet another giant disappoint from the mind of the promise breaking liar that is Todd Howard. I give this 2 thumbs down and wish I could get a refund but alas, giving this game a shot and trying to get passed the beginning 12 hour slog rewarded me with even more badly written quests and Bethesda's usual recycled game play loop.

Most of the reviews left on here are from launch when the server's barely allowed anyone to connect or play. Thankfully they fixed connectivity issues quickly and the state of the game is far greater then when it released and the gameplay itself is very deep and fulfilling with plenty of different Gundam to pick from as well as a competent upgrade system so you can improve the stats of your Mechs without having to totally stop using them. The maps are all well made for the most part with plenty of variety and diverse locations with only a handful of the smaller one's proving to not be as fun. The only frustrating portion of the game is the UI, the UI is terrible and their are so many menus you're head will spin but that being said they're easy to familiarize yourself with and should have it down if you take the time to understand it. Hopefully this helped shed a bit of light on the state of the game and convinced you to give it a shot I think most Gundam and Mech fans will enjoy their experience especially with friend's and shouldn't be review bombed because of a crappy start which MOST GAMES have nowadays----

Feudal survivor simulator. Cannibalistic sexy women included

This game is great as is don't let all the "reviewers" tell you it isn't, 90%+ suck at basic thing's like using a map and utilizing fast travel shrine's and must do nothing but stick at their camp too scared to actually venture out and explore the world. My advice is, buy it and try it out, you have 2 hours to play the game basically as a demo and if you're not as moronic as some of these people you'll actually have a decent chunk of resources and souls by your 2nd day granted you don't do stupid stuff like die because you were too proud to gather sap for health potion's. Don't forget to open and close your gates at night too and clear out the enemies on the far side of it, it's a useful strategy and will save you resources along with building the archer tower's to defend your base which actually HELP. So stop comparing the game to Valheim because they're considerably different, they're completely different and just because they both have Vikings in it doesn't mean they're the same. I could say the same for ROR2, last time I checked ROR2 isn't a survival game or have a game mode even remotely similar not to mention their themes and overall gameplay couldn't be any different other then getting items and killing enemies. TLDR; most of the people in the review section are just bad at the game and compare to other one's arbitrarily :^P

best game ever. period. have been supporting since steam greenlight